Driving Jokes

Driving Jokes

Road Rage Jokes

Two guys are driving down a highway. The guy in the passenger seat asks the driver to pull over cuss he need to take a piss. They pull over and the guy gets out to take his piss. Suddenly the guy in the car hears a scream and runs over. Turns out his friend got bitten by a snake in the dick.

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Christian Horner Jokes with Karun – "What car are you driving these days Karun? You took out all the corners where Mercedes were bad at" Video. Close. k. Posted by. Charlie Whiting. 25 days ago. 2. Christian Horner Jokes with Karun – "What car are you driving these days Karun? You took out all the corners where Mercedes were bad at".

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Following is our collection of funny Driving politedriving.com are some driving sex drive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out politedriving.com your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline.

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More jokes about: cop, doctor, driving, husband, sex A priest was driving down the road one day when getting stopped by a cop. The cop smelled alcohol on the priest’s breath and saw an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

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5. A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said, "Please, don’t ever do that again.

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An Old Man Was Driving Along In His Beat-Up Old Dodge.

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG! If only men would listen. Man Jokes I was recently riding with a friend of mine. We were coming to a red light, and he shoots right through it. I ask him, "Why’d you do that? We come to another red light, and again, he shoots right through it. We come to a green light, and he slams on the brakes. My heart nearly goes into my throat.

I shouted at him, "Why do you do that?! The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned. Susie said, "He was born in a manger. Why don’t you learn how to drive?

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