Driving Me Nuts Joke

Driving Me Nuts Joke

Steering Wheel Jokes

“A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender says, ‘Do you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?’ and the pirate says, ‘Aargh! It’s drivin’ me nuts!’” The joke has been cited in print since at least

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bar tender notices that something is a little strang and he says, "You have a steering wheel in your pants." And the pirate says, "It’s drivin’ me nuts! Arrgh." This joke brought to you by Vince who is in my food formulation class. AMEstimated Reading Time: 1 min.

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Driving me nuts (v.) To be getting annoyed by a trivial or small matter. A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his fly. The bartender asks why it is there, to which the pirate replies " .

A sailor walks into a bar…jokes to keep you laughing

Unable to get back into the boat, they decided two would hold on to the boat and the third would swim to shore for help. They noticed that there were hundreds of sharks between them and land. Without a word the lawyer took off! As he swam the sharks move aside.

She decided to call the family doctor to see if there was anything that could be done to relieve her nightly suffering. Credit: Jorge Royan Tricky light change How many boaters does it take to change a lightbulb? Two people are out sailing when suddenly a hand appears in the sea. A sailor and a pirate are in a bar recounting their adventures at sea. The young man had spiked hair and each spike was a different colour … green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.

After a while the young man noticed that the captain was staring at him. I was just wondering if you were my son! A novice yachtsman got into trouble in heavy swell had to call the Coast Guard for help. A catamaran sailing in the frostbite series race lost its mast and was nearly overturned by a large wave.

An old captain and his first mate are reminiscing about their days on the Arctic convoys of World War II together. How on earth did you manage it without ever spilling a drop? Its timbers were shivering. Hand me the shovel. So, the pair set out from shore in a rowboat with the body. They had rowed out a little way when one got out of the boat and stood knee deep in water. So they rowed out another fifty yards, and the same sailor jumped out again to find the water reached his chin.

About yards from shore, he jumped out of the rowboat again and disappeared under water. Fish and Ships. No … you change your course! Dead ahead, through the pitch-black night, a captain sees a light on a collision course with his ship. Change your course, sir! Your call. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.

One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself adrift on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with the parrot, of course. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day, then another, and another.

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